My Life in a Nutshell

May 02

plasticvines:

This is my final project for sculpture class. It’s a 46” pack of cigarettes made from happy materials to contrast the graphic images printed on regular cigarette boxes. It’s stuffed with batting to make it all squishy and junk.

Apr 29
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Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

Apr 24

Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says

Apr 23

The United States of America on college education

  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Apr 22

m0na:

This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this.

As you can see, human is calm.

Aww
Apr 22
Apr 22
doctorwinchesster:

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom

doctorwinchesster:

baburusu:

super-eklectic1:

thatsh0tt:

DAMN, everyone needs to reblog this.

boom

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Apr 16

“My 6 year old is in love with my 8 month old.”